Something Clever

mandywondering:

sashaforthewin:

lotus0kid:

pomme-poire-peche:

lotus0kid:

lotus0kid:

cleolinda:

cleolinda:

stitchthisfiona:

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

when you’re down by the sea
and an eel bites your knee
that’s a moray

when society says what
to do and do not
that’s a more

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Btw when someone says “don’t talk to me like that, I don’t know you” the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering

Insane to me that this is actually controversial. I’m silencing notes on this one bc I don’t want to see them anymore

black-pill-becky:

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

chongoblog:

ADHD is so silly because you can think about wanting to do something for like 2 weeks but nothing happens then all of a sudden you’re chilling and minding your own business and you get a freaking Inspiration Jumpscare

greelin:

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

gremlingirlsmell:

sacred-portal:

vanityplatesofmi:

homunculus-argument:

On Whimsical Bullshit Interior Design: I fucking love those ceiling lamp sections of stores where they have all the possible sorts of lamps just hanging from the ceiling in clusters. If nobody stopped me, I would have that in my house. Just a whole fucking jungle of all sorts of lamps of various styles but vaguely matching aesthetics hanging on the ceiling, like this:

ALT

ilurvyer:

Well i Love you if that helps